ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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