I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
only if we run a train.
done.
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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