worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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