New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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