i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.