We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?