Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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