We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
My feet surprised me
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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