I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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