'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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