Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
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i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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