New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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