now i know why i became what i already was.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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