Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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