school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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