I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Randomize
