Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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