ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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