I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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