oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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