whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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