you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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