im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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