Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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