do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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