oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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