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(414): View more from Wisconsin

fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter

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(818): View more from California

That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff

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(417): View more from Missouri

I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween

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(520): View more from Arizona

I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour

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(801): View more from Utah

Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.

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(478): View more from Georgia

He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.

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(214): View more from Texas

I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.

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(303): View more from Colorado

jump out the window naked night went bad

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