Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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