Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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