I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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