Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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