Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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