Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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