You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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