last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
People in love make me want to vomit
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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