Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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