Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
you never un-have a 4some
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.