I think about you every night.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam