Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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