I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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