i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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