return my video game
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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