i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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