fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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