I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
