Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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