i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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