so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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