I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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