I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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