I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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