my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Panties = found
Randomize
