I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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