what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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