you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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