thus making me awesome and them whores
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
