I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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