just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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